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2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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jolteonerrex502:

brothertedd:

Before and After Video Effects – Movies

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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ejacutastic:

hehe

ejacutastic:

hehe

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andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

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